The Onion really hit the nail on its head with this Apple MacBook vs. Google Chromebook Pixel comparison:

Last week, Apple announced the “new” Apple MacBook and due to it’s lack of featured many have compared it to netbooks such as the Google Chromebook Pixel.

Only time will tell how successful the new MacBook will be, but if Apple’s track record is any guidance we will soon see plenty of new MacBook lookalikes on the market lacking everything people are now complaining about: One port, no disk drive, etc.